we are truly blessed that Depeche Mode and Nine Inch Nails spent so much of the early 90s making music specifically for kinky goth bisexuals with complicated relationships with organized religion
I recently learned of the phrase “richer than four feet up a bull’s ass” which caused a similar reaction in me
It has a lot of variations, but it’s a reference to how expensive fertilizer is
But why would you say that
I’m dying rn bc I’ve never heard those two, I’m struggling to think of whether I say any of these and just don’t realize they’re weird 🤣😅
The tags and reblogs are a goddamn gold mine
And my own favorites are “sweating like a whore in church” and “slower than molasses in winter” which I made up a long time ago, tho I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s a common one somewhere else
One of my personal favorites used to describe confusion, “Like talking to a catfish about knees.”
Yo I love that one 😂
“How you doin’?” “Hangin’ on like a hair in a biscuit!”
My dad used to say, when asked how he was doing, “Woke up and saw daylight this mornin’!”
Been saying the molasses in winter line most my life not sure where I picked it up got several variations.
Even do “on a hot Boston day” for when things are goin quick.
Saw a bunch of familiar ones in the tags too, beautiful
A lot of the guys at work say “now we’re cooking with gas” when things are going well
ahh the boston molasses incident… yeah molasses on a hot boston day is fast and deadly lmao
